When will I learn?

I'm 40. Not a spring chicken anymore! So when will I learn?

1. If you go to the grocery store in your old sweats, with no makeup on, you are certain to run into old friends.

2. The E on the gas gauge really does mean empty.

3. Every day starts with poopy diapers. Just get used to it.

4. I have the very best friends. I know I don't deserve you. You know who you are!